Remchester

Any generic bolt-action modern hunting rifle, so called because they're all nearly identical- regardless of whether they're made by Remington, Winchester, Browning, or any other gunmaker.

"I see John has bought himself a new Remchester rifle for deer hunting this year."

by Commander Zulu January 19, 2009

remote nazi

a person that is obsessed with controlling the remote at all times and is constantly watching "their" shows

hand over the controls so that we can watch what we want, you "remote nazi"

by BiG H4NDSOME July 23, 2010

Remesis

Noun; referring to a remedial nemesis, who, if not for being so woefully inept would be a cause for serious concern but instead is simply a dazzling example of irritating failure.

Gosh, that Glenn Beck is such a remesis

by LesterFreeman September 21, 2010

rememer

a person who creates a different meme for a picture that already has a meme

example of how a rememer would operate: retooling/changing the context of the "evil kermit" meme to use for different purposes but maintaining the general concept of having a good idea (kermit) and a bad idea (evil kermit)

by outofthesquare April 4, 2017

Texter's Remorse

The feeling of regret that ultimately comes over oneself when he or she sends a text message and instantly wishes they had said something else.

An extreme example, because I cannot think of a decent one>>>

Text: Hey honey, I am all lubed up and ready for us to *Removed* later tonight.

"damn I meant to say how was your day"
(he has Texter's Remorse)

by ShreddedDreamz October 10, 2008

bearder's remorse

The instant regret felt by a man who hastily shaves off his beard either out of impulse or frustration, usually after a considerable amount of time and money has been spent growing, grooming, and nurturing it.

Tim: Joaquin looks so different without that gnarly beard. I barely recognized him at the bar last night.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.

by sweetbeejesus June 16, 2012

rememberies

plural of remembery

Ah, that brings back many fond rememberies.

by Johnny FuckerFaster September 9, 2010