Glitter Queef

When a stripper queefs out glitter everywhere.

Ryan went to the strip club and got glitter queefed. Now his girlfriend knows where he's been!

by hookemyea December 15, 2011

queef beetle

When a woman farts and the fart bubble gets stuck between her lips by her vagina, she must the wiggle her hips to try and pop the queef beetle or let it escape.

"Man I farted and now it's stuck in my crotch!"

"You just gotta wiggle the queef beetle out, Sarah."

by Apr.files February 16, 2020

Mouth Queef

When someone says something mildly inappropriate or unexpected. A small variant of verbal diarrhea.

Tina: Is that a new shirt or are you gaining weight?
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.

by DinoLaurs May 31, 2018

pooter queef

When your nasty crusty pussy blows shit out her cooter and looking like shookie in your underwear

Hey Samantha my pussy just blew a hunk of shookie .Damn you must of blew a crusty smelly pooter queef

by Pooplips November 27, 2018

Queef Nougat

When dried up particles of male ejaculatory matter ejaculate out of the vagina in an elegant, chunky, but almost French fashion.

"Ma cherie, qu'est-ce que c'est ce Queef Nougat sur ma face?" "C'est tres elegant, mon cherie"

by le queef nougat August 3, 2016

Queef Cavern

When you hotbox, but with queefs!

Dude, last night all the girls made a Queef Cavern

by CrippleSwagger August 11, 2010

Thunder Queef

A queef that is as loud as thunder. Can also be used to describe someone who queefs like thunder. Usually a very sexually active girl with a loose vagina.

Ex 1: I heard Greg's girl lets crazy thunder queefs out after sex.

Ex 2: Sterla you are one slutty thunder queef!!!

by GOO June 3, 2005