Forbidden Rice Pudding

The manly ejaculatory cream that fills the forbidden sock.
A synonym for sperm.

1:
"Hey dude, mind if I borrow your socks"
"Sure just grab any pair."
"Cool.... Why does this one feel solid. What's in it?"
"Oh... That's uuhh... It's my Forbidden Rice Pudding."
"Eeeeeew DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!"

2:
"Dude this rice pudding is delicious."
"Aaaah thanks I'm glad you like it. Though I put it in a blue bowl."
"Oh what's the difference?"
"Pal, there's no easy way to say this - that bowl is for the Forbidden Rice Pudding"

by Dee._ February 14, 2021

another man's pudding

having sex with someone else's partner

I will never eat another man's pudding

by Uz- Warrington July 13, 2021

Euro-Pudding

The average, mundane and totally mediocre music sung by (Eastern) Europeans at the Eurovision Song Contest. Usually lacking originality and style, and usually sung with some sort of hideous dance-routine accompaniment, such as two male ballet dancers gyrating whilst wearing fish masks.

Person One: Did you watch the Eurovision Song Contest Last Night? What did you think of Lithuania?
Person Two: It was total euro-pudding, mate.

by Effrescini April 27, 2011

scottish pudding

When a male wipes his ass with a women's skirt

We were all out of toilet paper so I decided to just go with some Scottish Pudding.

by scotlandyard May 17, 2006

Klunge pudding and custard

A womans wet vagina which is covered in man sap also known as semen.

Nikkers off love al gi thi some man custard for thi clunge pudding! "klunge pudding and custard"

by Boxboys March 8, 2011

Ball Pudding

A pudding in which is made of balls.

Gabriel has a mouth full of ball pudding!

by dragonsluvpenus August 23, 2011

Banana Pudding

Giving a girl banana pudding consists of several steps:
1. Fuck the girl with a peeled banana until it becomes mushy/ground.
2. Place banana paste into a bowl, and cum into said bowl.
3. Mix substance together and place onto dick.
4. Have girl suck your dick, in the process feeding her the banana pudding.

Yeah, last night I made my girl some banana pudding. She ate that strait up.

by Lawb Jobber January 19, 2009