Neek Poon

The slang term for the clunge of a women who watches university challenge.

After winning the chess championship, Johnny was amazed at the amount of neek poon on tap.

by FlangeFanatic March 20, 2023

big ol poon

someone who is cowardly, or pussy-like.

Derek's a BIG OL POON!

by Kiefa February 2, 2010

Slay that poon

verb, informal
The act of a male engaging in aggressive (consensual) sex, usually followed by bragging about it to his friends.

(past tense)
"Yeah, dude! I slayed that poon like it was high noon!"

(present tense)
"I'll call you back later, bro! I'm slaying that poon like it's high noon!"

(future tense)
Me: "Don't worry, Adam. One day, we'll slay that poon like it's high noon."
Adam: "Together."

by DatBoiAJ October 6, 2016

poon pounding

The vigorous pounding agaisnst the poon by the male genitalia.

Justin was arrested for poon pounding an 85 year old under-cover police officer.

by BAhh98 September 11, 2006

anti-poon

Looking and/or acting like a goomba. Having a ridiculous small head on a disproportionately large body.

Hey Josh lets crush some box. O wait we have to babysit that idiot goomba toepp. He is the anti-poon

by Adam Stoltz May 15, 2008

poon crease

A giant fat pussy camel toe

"Damn is yo crotch hungry? cuz its eatin yo pants!"

by Nick March 30, 2005

Palin poon

A mysterious abyss that McCain has plunged into one too many times. But quite frankly, its the only useful feature of her.

Guy 1: Dude! I just got some Palin poon!

Guy 2: I'm so sorry.

by McCains growing erection July 20, 2009