Pre-squeeze

When you rub one out in the bathroom before you have sex thus making you last longer

Random dude thot 1: yo remember that girl I brought home last night?

Random dude thot 2: yeah.

Random dude thot 1: well I did a pre-squeeze and I lasted for like 20 minutes longer!!

Random dude thot 2: uuuhhh why you tellin me this you gey as hell.

by L.T. Ligma March 17, 2019

Pre-bound

When someone cheats on their significant other right before breaking up with them. Easing the transition into single life, and setting the stage for a rebound.

Molly was unhappy with her boyfriend Tommy for years. She slept with Johnny right before dumping Tommy. This helped bridge her gap (pun intended) into single life. she can now rebound off all of Johnny’s friends. “ hey John thanks for being her pre-bound, now I’m her rebound”.

by Windchaser June 21, 2018

Pre-vagnician

One who possess the ability to predict the appearance of a woman's vagina by assessing her personality almost immediately upon meeting her.

"Within five minutes Jacob could tell us exactly what her pussy looked like. I think he must have pre-vagnician."

by UnicornButtSex January 28, 2016

Pre-teen

Kids who very commonly think they’re #cOoLtEeNz! I personally am not like this, but the majority are. I guess I’m “not like other girls“. I’m gonna go be redditor bait now.

“Look at those pre-teens! Just idiots who think they’re too old to trick-or-treat!“

by broiledeggs November 1, 2020

Pre-Blown

When you smoke weed on your way to go smoke weed, or when you smoke weed while waiting for a friend to show up and smoke weed.

“Hey bro, are you stoned on this weed yet? I’m high as a kite.”

“Nah, sorry man, I got pre-blown during the drive over here.”

by Undead Meathead August 21, 2018

Pre-flake

When someone decides not to commit to plans that haven't even been created yet.

Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"

by TheRealAndrewconda June 1, 2018

Pre algebra

The phrase created by the most autistic person kareem caca man, if you want people to hate you, use this phrase, if u want people to think the worse of you, say this phrase

You smell like pre algebra

by STINKY ALGEBRA August 28, 2022