potato hair

what they tell you is in your french fries....looks like a pube hair....

girl: OMG THERES A PUBE IN MY FRENCH FRIES!
chashire: NO ITS A POTATO HAIR!!!!!!
girl: A PUBE!!!!!!

by whateverdoesitmatter October 2, 2006

potato

The best thing on the face of the earth. The potato brought us French fries, Mashed potatoes, fried potatoes, and so much more!

Man, that's one awesome potato

by DaPotato1 July 22, 2016

potato fever

A strong romantic attraction towards Irish people

Daisy instantly fell in love with that Irish man, she has got the potato fever!

by dessskris May 30, 2018

couch potato

One who watches excess amounts of television

It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

potatoes

Food that Irish people really like.

The Irish kids bought all the potatoes in the store.

by Drazen April 25, 2004

potato

According to Youtubers, something you can take a picture with.

Quick! Take a picture of me!

Augh, I forgot the potato!

by Red Le November 18, 2011

Mr. Potato Head

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife

Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019