Pooch

'Pooch' is the lowest insult one can receive. The insult's origin is found in the animal kingdom, with particularly foolish canines being called a Pooch. The word Pooch relates to human beings just as effectively; the insulter making the insultee feel very inferior, much like a small dog.

1.

Pooch- "I just dug a hole. Guess what I did next, James!"
James- "Dude you're 21, grow up."
Pooch- "But James I feel like a prince"
James- "Shut up, pooch."

2.
(Dog walks in with a snail in his mouth)
Dog owner- "Stupid-ass pooch! You be trippin."

by crazyfool330 September 27, 2009

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Bump in the pants formed when you sit down.

Pants that dont fit correctly may form a pooch.

by andrew "analyzer" johnson December 8, 2004

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Winnie the Pooh

The act of a male inserting his erect penis into the oral cavity of a female. He then leans forward, while his penis remains in the bitches mouth. He then releases his bowels, allowing the diahria to exit his anus. Note that it is recommended to use a laxative, or eat a hot pocket an hour before preforming this activity. The shit then voyages across the taint, then climbs over the balls. It then reaches the penis, and slides down it like a fireman down a pole. As the boiling shit reaches the penis, the man "blows his load" into the bitches mouth. This creates the sensation of the jizz and the shit reaching the bitch at the same time.

Nick: Wanna Winnie the Pooh
Scott: WTF, dont be gay
Nick: Ok

Nick: Wanna Winnie the Pooh
Ammie: Get the fuck out of my room (Bat to head)
Nick: It'll be over soon

Nick: Ryan, you've gotten really good at Winnie the Poohing
Ryan: Yea, Weston and I have been practicing ALOT
Nick: I'm gay
Ryan: Gross dude, your lucky you have such a big vagina

by Ice Man 480 December 16, 2008

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