Poochie

A poochie is a 12 year old virgin that says he will sleep with ur mom while wearing a Mario swim top.

Kid: Hey look at that poochie
Me: look at that dumbass poochie head ass.

by TheGreekFreak44 November 11, 2020

Poochiie

A poochie is a 12 year old virgin that says he will sleep with ur mom while wearing a Mario swim top.

Kid: Hey look at that poochie
Me: look at that dumbass poochiie head ass.

by TheGreekFreak44 November 11, 2020

Pooched

When you make a terrible putt while golfing.

Nice 3 putt Jackass - you really Pooched that one!

by Jumbo CrackPot November 19, 2020

Poochie

It’s a penis and a coochie just how a coochie is flat so boys have that same flat part before getting to the penis so “Poochie”

“Ouuu child i see your poochie!”

by Babii.kandi January 5, 2021

poarchshug

cute android question editor!
( nicole ) makes cute coloring, OUTSTANDING!

poarchshug's videos are adorbs!

by coolioscereal January 17, 2021

Poochy

A very cute little sautéed been sprout which loves to read and listen to 1d. Poochy has EXTREMELY gorgeous eyes and is quite voluptuous and volumptuous. Poochy is so cute SO CUTE. Too bad she’s claimed by a dude who is great but not as great as the great poochy because poochy is the greatest of them all 💕.

Boy: “WOW IS THAT POOCHY. OMG I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO CUDDLE WITH HER 😍”

by Karun1q2 March 10, 2021

Pooched

To take a massive L

Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”

by Wörd güy March 28, 2021