Phoner

When someone, male or female, has a bulge in their front pocket due to a phone. A phone boner.

Omg, look at how big his phoner is!
My phoner is vibrating.

by Casey and Dean March 9, 2008

Phoner

When you have to peek down at your cell phone, somewhere near your amazingly large genitals, just so the teacher doesn't see you have it out.

When you do this, you look like an idiot staring at their own crotch. In essence, you have a phoner.

Dude: Did you talk to Rob at all?
Dude 2: He had a phoner the entire time, so no.

by Only Prophet November 9, 2011

Poker Joker

The one douchebag at a poker table that no one likes. They usually don't know how to play, so they usually go all in or bet really high so everyone folds. Eventually, though, they will lose due to someone having a good hand.

Guy 1: Dude, what the fuck, why do you always go all in you fucking douche?!

Guy 2: Thats just how I roll.

Guy 1: How you roll is a fucking faggot poker joker, bitch.

by The AZN February 1, 2013

Penerumbra

When you take a carrot and stick so far up her ass that she screams ohhh yesss ddaddy and you feel a sense of accomplishment.

My favorite thing to do in bed is Penerumbra.

by Whackabitch1234 May 7, 2018

Crap poker

1. (another) euphamism for homosexual.
2. One whose penis pokes another's faeces.
3. (another) euphamism for homosexual.

Dave: Dave's a shit hot Crap Poker.
Dave: Yeah!

by AdamStIves February 24, 2009

memphis poker

A memphis poker is when someone sticks their big toe in your ass repeatly, giving you ultimate pleasure.

Yes, give me a memphis poker!

by Ron Weasley July 18, 2004

Poker

Poker is a very popular card game.
In France it is also called "Any Two Allin".

Poker Hand History Result:

randomfrench shows 7c3s and wins with full house sevens full of threes.
Hero shows AA and lost with a Pair of Aces

by AndreasKazzler October 17, 2008