ponce de leon

when you are fucking an illegal minor just as you are about to finish pull out and blow your load into your hand and rub it on her face.

Mark: Dude, I ponce de leoned that 10th Grader
Gavi: Bro, your 35
Mark: I know

by Shlavi Daytrin November 2, 2008

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poché

During a game of beer pong, a Poché is the act of chugging a cup with the ball still inside, cradling the ball on the lips, then with a "THWUKKK" sound, spitting the ball across the table and making a cup.

Best when performed when a player would like to win in style, lose in style, or when a player is quite drunk. Also best performed without a shirt.

"I just made a poché. That was awesome!!"
-"Yeah man, way to go."

by Zack123123 February 22, 2011

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Velveteen Poncho

Teabagging a person who has removed a full set of dentures. Analogous to a Velveteen Rub.

Picking up chicks at a nursing home is the surest way to find yourself getting a Velveteen Poncho.

by overmonk September 10, 2011

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Poche

Slang for rohypnol, rohypnol(flunitrazepam hydrochloride) is a powerful sedative reported to be up to 10 times stronger than Valium. It is manufactured worldwide where you can get it with a prescription. It is the most prescribed sedative in Europe. It is neither manufactured or approved for sale in the U.S.

"Man I took some poches last night and I'm still poched"!

by azIceMan May 21, 2009

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ponce

v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing

"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."

by MC Skillet August 23, 2006

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