Delivering the Pizza

Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child

Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"

by tom pickle March 12, 2011

pizza-ass

Used instead of or to replace the phrase "piece of ass"

What is you favorite pizza, pepperoni?

No.
Is it ham and pineapple?

No, it is pizza-ass!

I would like to take a bite out of that pizza-ass.

I could go for a slice of that pizza-ass.

by angrybitch1970 December 19, 2009

Hot Pizza

1. Hot Dog with a piece of pizza wrapped around it. May or may not include the bun.

"Jay and Lindsay were so hungry after a night of dancing drunk, they ate 2 Hot Pizzas each!"

by Skywalkers July 5, 2009

Matteo Piazzalunga

This is a term used for people who like to have intercourse with their animals, and as a side effect they have is that they are usually bad at League of Legends.

Alexander Onfroy can you stop being a Matteo Piazzalunga

by WellManneredBlokeEmir October 8, 2020

pizza murder

When someone brutally mauls their pizza slice, i.e, ripping off the cheese, leaving the crust, eating on the cheese.

Conor- Ew. Kloe ripped the cheese and sauce off her pizza and left it on the table.

Maddie- What a pizza murderer!

by pizza police January 11, 2010

pizza no parents

a good time will be had / was had.

let's get some beers, pizza no parents.

by stabstabstabstabstabss January 22, 2011

pizza table

Pizza table : The little disc on legs that is placed on a pizza to keep the box top from sticking to the pizza.

Marsha, don't throw the pizza table away, little Tammy needs it for her Barbie house.

by jimdandybuck January 13, 2015