chia pet

Someone who cuts their hair with a FlowBee or Wahl razor.

Steve is a Chia Pet, Jen helps him by triming around the edges.

chia pet by old man November 16, 2004

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Anti-pet romantic preference

Aka. A.P.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who does not want and or have pets

Darren will only date someone who does not own any pets, because they have intense allergies to a large number of different things found outdoors, including the fur of dogs, cats, minks, and rabbits, which makes Darren extremely uncomfortable for long periods of time. They have a anti-pet romantic preference.

Anti-pet romantic preference by Vanguard 1998 April 2, 2021

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Hitlers pet

A fairly aryan person who has atd, also very spastic and has no self control. stoner. plays cs most of the time. wheres fubu n wutang. Goes to ivanhoe grammar n has a 1% chance of making it in life. This estimation has allowed for a 1% margin of error.

random: how about you shuttup Hitlers Pet
Hitlers Pet: *tries to think of comeback but takes too long*
random: yeh thats what I thought

Hitlers pet by thats right zac July 27, 2005

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david the pet human

a dumbass, but he's friends with william, so he is ok. plays brawlhalla until his eyes bleed (both) relies on his master, (william) to bring him a gluten free lunch every day. If yur thinking of buying him on eBay for 2$, dont. he's not worth it. also, get a leash. he is a fake emo. "it comes and goes," he says. FAKE!!! some recomendations for 'caring' for david: if he disobeys, beat him. don't let him play brawl for longer than 36 hours. That's it. also, he always keeps his hands in his pockets which may mean he has a dick for a finger he's trying to hide. "one horny dude" not exactly....

david the pet human, I will beat you with my gucci belt
what food shal I bring for david the pet human?

david the pet human by pet davido January 23, 2019