Pedophile

Probably one of your uncles.

Uncle/pedophile: Don't worry Kattye, I'll look after little Bob tonight, I've got other things to do, but one night won't kill. Go and have some fun.

Mom: You're an angel!

by Gojado April 9, 2024

Pedophile

According to Twitter, a pedophile is someone who loves fictional characters, regardless of whether the character is an adult or not. For example, if you like Rebecca from Cyberpunk, you are considered a pedophile according to Twitter because the creator confirmed her as a loli, despite her having no childlike appearance apart from being short.

Friend 1: I like Ilulu, but @totalnotahypocrite says I'm a pedophile. However, I'm not attracted to children; I just like her as a character—she's my favorite.

Friend 2: Nah, don’t worry about them. They were caught with furry smut and are trying to be part of some group cult that is bored and has nothing to do but complain about lolis and fictional characters.

by Animelolitaweeb April 26, 2024

Pedophile

Another term for an individual who plays as Xenomorph in the game Dead by Daylight

Why did I get matched up against a pedophile in Hawkins?

by ShibuyasBeat June 3, 2024

Pedophile

Everyone is one to a degree, but nobody wants to admit it.

Everyone is a pedophile.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh October 28, 2024

pedophile

yadial likes little kids therefore he is a big black nigger african pedophile

the stupid nigger yadial likes little 8 year old girls. He is a pedophile

by 8 year old lover December 16, 2024

Pedophile

Tommy

Tommy likes little kids that makes him a pedophile

by Jdjsjsjsjjsj December 30, 2024

Pedophile

Diddy is a pedophile. Before he was exposed and going to trial, every afternoon Diddy would walk by the local elementary school, watching the children happily play outside, and there's always a bulge in his pants when he is around them.

Dude why are you trying to talk to my daughter? She is 6 years old you pedophile!

by luh99 January 15, 2025