wet pretzel

Noun: Limp Dick, A.K.A. Flaccid Penis

"Girl, I went over to his house and he had a wet pretzel"

by Maserati1 October 19, 2015

Salty pretzel

When oral sex is performed on a man who is very sweaty.

Alice always wanted for Bob to come home after his daily run because she loved getting a salty pretzel.

by Alexi Cographer June 12, 2019

These pretzels are making me thirsty

can be used as a term for curiosity.

When you and a friend overhear someone and want to know more about what they are talking about, you can say, "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

by Gumbo76 September 22, 2006

Peetah Pansy

Estahs boy wonder!

Hey peetah pansy, come rescue me.

by pp June 28, 2004

peetze

Peetze is the best boy you will ever meet he can put a smile on your face instantly and make you laugh 24/7 he’s kind hyper sometimes and a little bit stupid at times but that doesn’t affect his look he’s ugly but someday he will find a girl

Oh yeah peetze he’s the BEST

by guelog November 26, 2019

peetapottaputta

slang for whatever "i dont care"

"your hair is messy",said bob

"peetapottaputta",said you!

by Brittany May 13, 2005

Pretzel Me

Pretzel Me. Annoying creater of 'Pretzel Boards' titled 'I would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy' On the popular (but oh so crap) Neopets site. 'Pretzel Boards' Created at the start of the year of 2006. Soon came to a end when school started...because...because, I don't know why, but they did. Eventually after PretzelMe's confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account "_pretzelme_" And has lost..like...a kajillion neopoints. Although she doesn't play Neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.

R.I.P PretzelMe

agh! AGH! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *jumps out window*

I believe in you pretzel me!

by Someone who IS NOT pretzelme September 2, 2008