Presenex

A term for an attractive middle-aged man.

Derived from the words "pre" meaning not yet and "senex" meaning elderly man.

Person one: Did you see the new teacher they hired?
Person two: Yeah, he's a real presenex.

by Yu_ri May 20, 2023

Praesentialisophobia

(n) it is the fear of existing

I really don't understand how he still exists after having Praesentialisophobia

by ItsRayyan May 26, 2023

Prevented

To hold back.

I was prevented for good from being butt naked or commando by my Wet Fruit Of The Loom Boxer Briefs Undies.

by Herndon Flores June 27, 2023

Preventative bitches

When the boys are too friendly with the girl you bring around so you first bring in a decoy.

“Andrew is here, so you know I had to walk in with one of my preventative bitches first. Jessica is coming later.”

by Southern Track July 11, 2023

Presence Facetime

A presence FaceTime is when you and a person who is most likely a significant other are on a facetime call just to feel the presence of the other person in the room

Me and my girlfriend was on a presence Facetime last night

by Glokko September 4, 2023

pretentious freak

people who rely on their Social Media presence, but in real life Worth Squat

Jim: See that girl?

Bo: Yes?
Jim: She’s on the gram
Bo: What a pretentious freak!

by El Capito del Bastardo October 5, 2023

presence

my king

he is amazing and although he has a history of touching little girls

he raped 4 children? thats so presence.

by 1110000001011 October 29, 2023