6 pound 7 ounce baby jesus

The exact weight that Talladega Nights acter Will Ferrell perfers his Jesus to be when saying grace.

"Dear 6 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus..."

"I like to think of Jesus as wearing a tuxedo tee shirt. That way it says im serious but I like to party"

others may like him as a carpenter, reborn, crucified, in all his glory etc etc.

by Igotitallwrong October 1, 2007

anal ass pound

when you fuck some one in the ass till there butt cheeks turn red and sock them in the red butt cheeks

Dude, I just anal ass pounded Justin, he's gonna be shittin' blood for 8 days straight!

by Hayden Clark December 20, 2008

In for a penny, in for a pound!

An expression of 70's street culture that means that if you participate even slightly in something, you are fully involved in the consequences.

Frank: "Charlie got 5 years for that liquor store hold-up, and he was just the look-out!"

Sam: "Well, you know what they say, 'in for a penny, in for a pound!'"

by PJ Poppyjoe June 16, 2005

Papal Pound

When at Church giving thanks, instead of shaking the person's hand, you give them a fist pound instead.

I am a huge germaphobe, so at church i give people a Papal Pound.

Some young punk at Sunday Mass tried to Papal Pound me.

The Pope, Papal Pounded Howie Mandel on the set of Deal or No Deal.

by The Ryne Man October 3, 2009

Oky Ass Pound

When you ass fuck a broad, take your dick out and smack her in the face, knock your balls on her cheeks and splash on her nose.

Man I gave that bitch a Oky Ass Pounding last night. After I finished I sang She's a Hottie by Toby Keith.

by Rizzotony February 21, 2010

Moist Pound Cake

A term used to describe a horny Pussy.

MOIST pussy
POUND pussy
CAKE pussy

Did u hit that moist pound cake?

by UmuHitDatFoSho April 21, 2010

dawg pound

Hong Kong International School's 2009 ladies varsity soccer team. Frequently APAC and China Cup champions. Just total ballers. HOLLA

Dayumn, the dawg pound is on its A game today

by dawggyhk May 7, 2009