chode smoking dick pole

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

dirty pole

Dirty pole is cock. It most commonly means cock that has been shoved in someone's ass, perhaps in anal sex. It can also mean an unwashed, or uncircumcized penis. Once in a while, it mean's Hugh Grant's penis. The term is often used in the phrase "sucking the dirty pole" or "smoking the dirty pole".

My little sister smokes the dirty pole fairly often.

by T. J. May 23, 2003

Alaskan Telephone Pole

A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.

That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.

by CosmicRebellion September 4, 2009

South Pole Pincher

The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.

I gave your fat-assed mom the old "South Pole Pincher" last night... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)

by Huge D September 5, 2006

get your pole polished

To receive a blow job.

Guy on the street: "That job I had cleaning up the strip club was a good one. First I'd polish the strippers' pole, then they'd polish mine. Pretty good way to get paid if you ask me."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."

by Nick D January 14, 2004

Chodem Pole

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.

Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.

by jack August 4, 2004

totom pole

a sexual posision where ur partners head is shoved up your ass

last night we made a totom pole

by john1115 September 27, 2008