Jesus Platform Sandals

Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).

Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.

by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010

not plat

Someone who’s been stuck at a certain skill level and can’t progress.

Can be w games
Rolling joints
Work
Sex
Or anything

Man johns been not plat for ages now. I’m starting to think he’s just not good for the job.
Or
I just had sex with Becca for the 3rd time. She’s not plat.
Or
I just ate at the nearby steakhouse. Not plat.

by YummyBlueberry July 27, 2019

switching my plates

Beck uses this terminology in the lyrics of "hell yes". I believe it means to change vinyl records on turntables when DJing. "Cleaning the floor" could also be a DJ-centric piece of terminology. "My beat is correct" definitely relates to DJing, hence my belief that "Switching my plates" is another way of relating the kinetic act of playing vinyl records on two turntables.

"Hell yes...
now I'm calling you out, I'm switching my plates...
Hell yes...
now I'm cleaning the floor, my beat is correct"

by stevecooley June 6, 2005

I will eat your plate

I will lick your ass-hole

I will stop by and I will eat your plate

by MrMoneyP September 17, 2015

licking the plate

Going down a woman that's already had intercourse.

So I was licking the plate when his jizz dribbled on my nose.

by Meph August 12, 2017

California hot plate

Is when you take a crap on a womens chest then titty fuck her till ya bust.

Ask the old lady if she wanted to go out and eat, she said only if ya know a lkace serving up my favorite, the california hot plate to go.

by SAN FERNANDO FACE FUCK October 22, 2019

Sabis digital platform

A stupid ass website where you doing shitty exams there for Chouifat sabis and shitty revision sheets for sabis. It's the worst platform that exists and needs to be removed.

Student: there is this website called Sabis Digital Platform

Me: Oh God please no.

by AngelGurl June 14, 2021