Percus

When a poo is hanging out of your bottom

Bronwen: What's a word that rhymes with circus?
Hannah: Percus

by c76mb March 3, 2022

Percolate

To put a straw (drinking utensil) in one's belt loop. Particularly one's dry loops. (Moist loops are difficult)

"Hey, Shalyn's loops have been percolated! Her loops are dry!

by ManifestUnion June 18, 2022

Percabeth

The best ship that anyone has ever shipped
Percy Jackson plus Annabeth Chase

Omg! Percabeth Is the cutest ship ever!

by Lily Maxwell June 26, 2022

percussasyllabi fication.

Scat singing, but with words that have meaning.

I.e. Sammy Rae.

Sammy Rae music is so bussin. It’s almost percussasyllabi fication.

by No longer hairy ass April 22, 2023

Percoochment

Anything you need to take with you

Grab your percoochments, we are getting ready to leave.

by OvenActive May 20, 2023

dog perch

a beer belly

Have you seen the size of that bloke's dog perch?

by Boothenangel September 27, 2003

Ten percent days

A mandatory day off from work that is associated with a 10% cut in pay. Common for companies who desire to cut payroll costs due to a downturn in business without laying people off.

Pig Fucker: I'd offer you a nip, but I know that tomorrow is a weekday, and you have to be able to get up early to go to work.

Numbnuts: Don't worry about it. Tomorrow is one of my ten percent days.

by Garage Dweller May 21, 2009