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Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.
"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"
by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014
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Sleepy panda

A sleepy panda is a term of endearment for a person who can quickly become very tired as soon as they enter a certain environment. It can also be emphasised by any dark circles under the person’s eyes, which suddenly become visible in certain lighting.
“Aw, you look exhausted, you always become a sleepy panda when we get on the train.”
by elwhummingbird October 30, 2018
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Patastic panda

Have you seen patastic panda new stream
by General kenobi69 December 29, 2020
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Panda tan

When someone who wears glasses or swim goggles gets a tan/sunburn everywhere except their eyes so they look like a panda.
Bro, I wore sunglasses all day today and now I have a massive panda tan.
by Corny boi August 10, 2019
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panda strategy

being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"
he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.
by out getting milk August 26, 2023
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RTC Panda

A panda raging over his gf being stuck in discord rtc
ah shit, discord is pooping itself again. oh look, there is rtc panda
by sure-not-today January 12, 2022
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confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario
I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda
by meldarican June 1, 2011
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