Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.
by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
Get the Couch Potatomug. A girl I used to work with at SilverCity whose ass was so big we called her couch ass, or sofa ass. Ahe had an ass you could sit on. We could never get by her at the candy bar, and always had to go all the way around the other way because her couch ass took up the entire aisle.
Couch ass was stocking the fridges with Gatorade, and I nearly sat on her, pulled her arm, and reclined on her like a La-Z-Boy.
by uncle_class January 27, 2004
Get the couch assmug. "Now all she does is sit on his bed watching him play WoW. At least she got promoted from couch girl."
by jamjamboree December 28, 2005
Get the couch girlmug. an overweight, lazy, typically jewish friend who constantly passes out on friends, family and co-workers couches at any time; mid-day, evening and latenight.
look at jon, drooling on himself with his hand down his pants - completely disregarding the fact that it's noon on Saturday - damn Couch Monster.
by beeebrown February 16, 2009
Get the couch monstermug. A state of being or acceptance achieved after friend/s have ruined a possession or piece of furniture via sexual activity.
by Bogart December 2, 2004
Get the Understanding the Couchmug. by savanna April 23, 2004
Get the whore couchmug. When you buy a big ol' burrito with every ingredient possible, stick it in a girl's vagina, then fuck her senseless ON A COUCH, and cum inside. Then, you have her pull it out and eat the entire burrito.
Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
by Brotract those angles September 26, 2010
Get the Couch Burritomug.