bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.

bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."

by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019

McWalMart Job

Poor quality employment that pays minimum wage or lower such that if endured for long it becomes a necessity.

Person 1: Hey man, do you get paid well enough at your Job to be able to pay off debts?
Person 2: I wish, I make minimum wage on my McWalMart Job, I can barely pay off my bills, can't even think of paying debts.
Person 1: Sad to hear. Hope you can find something worth the time.

by /u/HalfMileRide March 5, 2019

Stoshu Job

noun Slang: Vulgar.
The act or instance of fellatio by a Greek woman. See also Blow Job.

Last summer I visited Greece and got the best Stoshu job I've ever recieved.
Kyle asked Trevor for a Stoshu job, but alas, Trevor was not a Greek woman so it was just homosexuality.

by rockothetaco November 14, 2013

Mud Job

Getting a hand job after anal sex.

After we had anal sex, caitlin totally gave me a mud job!

by Crichton1982 August 14, 2009

Snarf Job

anything sexual having to do with a unicycle.

Dakota gave me a snarf job yesterday.

by murphl23 October 27, 2011

Rube Job

When a hillbilly gets head.

Hillbilly: Hey Baby You gawna give me a head tonight.
Hot girl: 1 Rube Job coming up.

by helifart223234 November 20, 2009

Hobby Job

1) A fake job, a job that doesn't offer real financial support or stability, a job that is essentially a career in appearance only. a job for the gram (IG). 2) Frivolous employment. 3) A spoiled or rich girls day job.

4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.

Anne: Did you hear Maggie got her real estate license? Melony: She just needed a hobby job so that her parents would keep paying her rent while she partied in the city, she'll eventually have to move back home to Oregon after shes all burned out and fucked half of the city's tinder guys and then reality will slowly set in.

by timekeeper96 March 28, 2019