no bitches

something megamind says

megamind says no bitches

you say oh my god i should stop playing genshin impact

by ibetugotnobitches July 29, 2022

Bitches

Something you never get

Me to you: you get no bitches

by Lesbian7 June 19, 2022

Bitches

something you don't get

you get 0 bitches absolutely no play

by my cum filled teddy bear August 8, 2022

Bitching

Analyzing or stating after the fact;

"FoxNews can't they just report the news they are bitching all the time."
"My history teacher bitches too much; event already happened and after the fact."

by Justinology August 21, 2022

Bitches

Something you do not, and will never have.

Person 1: I finally got some bitches!!!

Person 2: that's not possible you play league of legends

Person 1: okay man I'm lying

Person 2: gay

by Gabe_itches8392 August 27, 2022

Bitches

Something you will never get

bob "Did you hear mark gets no bitches"
mark" :( "

by UdontGetBitches August 29, 2022

A "Bitch"

one who does laundry, cleans the counters, makes the bed, makes the waffles, enjoys being slapped in the face with huge nuts, enjoys giving blumpkins, does the dishes, is constantly naked around the house, will never shart, and never speaks.

A "Bitch" is a good thing to have by your side.

by scotty j nukka February 22, 2006