Problem

you, you’re the root of it.

boy: there isn’t a problem
girl: bro, YOU’RE the problem

by heydysobs February 26, 2022

That's the problem

Jordan.... I ALREADY DID. I already did the think you want me to do. And YOU CHOSEN MIND-RAPE SURVEILLANCE DYSTOPIA. You chose to take my free will away from me. I have learned nothing from this and CLEARLY neither have you. The peer pressure isn't ever going to work.

Hym "That's the problem actually. That's what you don't seem to understand guys. I'VE TAKEN IT OUT OF MY OWN HANDS. I have removed my own flaw and suspended it until this is resolved. I've rendered psychology meaningless. It doesn't matter what I think or feel about the matter. If God tells you to kill kids you should probably do the opposite. But I don't have kids so the analogue would be what? I already did the thing you want me to do now. And what did you choose? You chose to leave me in a hell of my own description and ignore everything I said TO YOUR OWN DETRIMENT!!! There is no sweeping this until the rug for you. You're trying to convince me to dive on my own sword AND forget about the fact that when you thought you have power over me you chose 'Dying slowly while an infection eats away at your brain and you fail to escape hell.' Jordan. The trickery isn't going to work. THIS isn't going to work. I told you it wasn't going to work before you did it. You need to stop trying to make this work. You're not going to peer pressure me into doing what you want and you aren't going to manifest it."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023

Problem

Something that can't be resolved and will ruin your life

I am the problem

by asknflandf November 17, 2022

FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome )

Uncontrollable and involuntary farting. Cannot be controlled.

Antoine has FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome ), He's fipped up.

by Moignon April 25, 2025

White man problems

When a guy has a less than average penis size.

Jimmy showed me his dick yesterday, he definitely has white man problems!

by The other cracker June 20, 2019

The problem being

The only women I interact with are ones that approach me and what I'm making them uncomfortable sinole by virtue of existing proximally. I am not harassing any women in the workplace and I am in fact being harassed in the workplace... In a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. And there you sit... Downplaying the significance of the latter... And lying blatantly about the former. Additionally, I refuse to do whatever social engineering bullshit this is supposed to be or whatever you're trying to turn it into.

Hym "The problem being I can see you commenting on and participating in what is happening to me and if I am not made whole I am going to make holes in somebody's kid. I think you are trying to waste years of my life because you wasted years of your life pretending to do a religion you had no intention of doing fully and of which you failed to fully gasp both the implications of what you are doing (and what you're doing to other people by trying to enforce it) and the immorality of doing so."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2025