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Jane Diver

Almight power hungry woman with power to rule over an obscure high school in East England
Person 1: Have you heard of Jane Diver?
Person 2: No.
by Anonymous378539202 October 29, 2022
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Jane

Jane is the absolute best friend you could ever even hope for. She isn't judgy, even though sometimes she can be a little intimidating when you first meet her. She quite literally can change your life. Jane is the kind of friend that makes you see the blessings in trials, accidents, or even coincidences without even trying. Jane is the answer to the prayer you've been praying for years. When you're with Jane you can be yourself, 100% with no act, no faking a smile or pretending you're something that you're not. Even though Jane is perfect at literally everything except Spanish ;) she always makes you feel good about yourself and when you leave her presence you just feel like a million bucks and like nothing can stop you. Jane is a friend who can make you smile when you don't want to and make your bad days good, your good days better, and your better days the best. Jane's hugs are the absolute best thing in the entire universe and a single hug from Jane could get you through a whole entire week. When you first meet her it might be a little bit awkward lol but it's 1000000% worth it. She might seem intimidating at first but she turns out to be sweet and kind and the best friend you could ask for. She's freaking gorgeous and all the guys are after her, but sometimes she doesn't believe it. Regardless, she makes you feel amazing about yourself and always know what to say. If you're in need of a solid friend who isn't fake and genuinely cares, get yourself a Jane.
"Danggg that girl slays; she's hot, she's nice, and she's good at everything!"
"mhm that's because it's Jane. There's no one else quite like her..."
by twocoolwaffles April 6, 2022
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Jane On Till

Jane is a common a common woman that you will often find on the checkouts in any common UK supermarket. She sits on her till all day often complaining and waiting for her tea break. She usually spends the majority of her shift laying down the rules to senseless customers and providing an incredible quality of small talk to customers.
Colleague 1: 'Oh my the line for the checkouts is getting really long, I think we need some help'
Colleague 2: 'Don't worry, we'll get Jane on Till shell get this queue gone in no time!'

Jane: 'You alright hun, need a bag?'
by InfoSpot London July 18, 2023
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Eileen Jane

Someone who is selfless and is willing to give anything for those she loves. Beyond her eye-catching looks, she is way better within because she is kind and trustworthy. She is independent and hardworking, but loves like no other. Tough times shaped her and turned her into a precious jewel.
Eileen Jane is a very beautiful lady.
by PenguinMarf June 10, 2021
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Mary Jane

Maryjane is a sensitive, but outgoing person. Once you get to know Maryjane she tends to break out of her shell. She loves weed :) if your reading this I only got cigarettes bit Mary Jane so don’t ask!
Maryjane is a sensitive but outgoing person. Once you get to know her she tends to break out of her she’ll. P.s she loves weed (if your reading this I only have cigarettes but no Mary Jane so don’t ask!
by Mere1122 November 21, 2021
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Mary Jane

A Mary Jane is a female who is always down to smoke the Mary Jane. She is usually someone who is a very beautiful specimen of the women breed that appreciates and values weed. Mary Janes are not to be confused with “stoners”, “stoner girls” or “potheads”. Mary Janes are built different and are usually people who tend to get pissed off easily and convince themselves they smoke a fuck ton to help them “chill out” or cope with their anxiety. Unlike stoner girls, Mary Janes are more chill and don’t make smoking their entire personalities. It’s not a secret they just wouldn’t consider themselves a stoner or pothead but smoke just as much if not, more. The aesthetic of and vibe of heir smoke sesh is completely different than any other.
“Omg your a Mary Jane too?”

“Nah she’s not a stoner or a pothead, definitely a Mary Jane”
by Dumbassbitchperiodt July 29, 2022
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Jane

1 half of a Siamese twin, she loves tik tok and talking to all of here older brothers mates, her older brother always goes ape shit when his mates talk to her. Her favorite food is a jane sandwich
God jane is sexy
by Jane lover 42069 April 23, 2020
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