Sociopath next door

Someone that seems cool and nice on the surface, but is actually a calculating machine.

The sociopath next door is always ready to play.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Cartman next door

The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.

The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Next Try

New tune

Next try that banging new tune

by The real Apple Pie July 15, 2021

Next week

Next week is Bird appreciation week. Go say hi to your local friend, Bats and give them the hug they havent had for over a month 💞

Friend 1: Hey, I think its Bird Appreciation Week
Friend 2: No no, that's next week

by The Bat Named Bird July 29, 2021

international sit next to your friend day

day to sit next to your friends

international sit next to your friend day

by Strokercock February 23, 2022

Next #1 BB100

Levitating by Dua Lipa

Levitating by Dua Lipa: is the next #1 bb100

by escoorpiio May 13, 2021

Next level

If you let a bunch of 5 year olds to play flappy bird and then ask them to write a song without looking at each other’s work and gave it to Lee Sooman without mixing it for the first comeback of his newest kpop girl group

Have you listened to listened to next level by aespa

by Hamster wheel May 17, 2021