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new jersey tuxedo

denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians

also known as a canadian tuxedo
look at his new jersey tuxedo. fuckin piney
by violinist23 July 22, 2016
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New Jersey Knuckle Duster

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:

1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers

2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius

3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil

4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy
by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025
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New Jersey

Terrible, terrible place. Everyday innocent New Yorkers are forced to drive there for work. Literal garbage.
I have to go to hell this weekend.

Dont you mean New Jersey?
by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021
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New Jersey

A place that makes Detroit look like Monaco
Jesus, I’m glad I don’t live in New Jersey!
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022
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He’s a shadow man who haunts the surrounding areas of Holly Parkway and Laurel Lane in Williamstown, New Jersey he is described too have no facial features but he does wear a slenderman type suit and he likes too hide behind trees and spook visitors with footsteps and growls. He is considered a demonic entity. He typically hides from aware children but is somewhat open too ghost hunters.
That’s ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

The who?

The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area
by I play Skyrim September 7, 2023
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New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)
Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”
by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018
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New Jersey - Part 4

Part 4 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. We left off with the Jonas Brothers in our list of amazing famous people from NJ. We continue withDavid Copperfield, Donald Fagen, Jesse Eisenberg, Jim Miller, Dennis Rodman, Antonin Scallia, Amy Locane, E.J. Barthel, Vini Lopez, Bill Moyers, Anthony Stolarz, Allen Ginsburg, Gaetano Bresci, Larry Doby, Malcolm Forbes, Bruce Vilanch, THE HAPPY FITS (my second-favorite band), Katherine Renee Shindle, Lauren Schmetterling, Julie Anne Robbenhymer, Jessie Paege, Mark Blum, Cissy Houston, Gary Lewis, THE LIST. GOES. FUCKING. ON. We know what REAL pizza is, what a REAL bagel is, what a REAL TOMATO is. No, California doesn't have good tomatoes. Californian tomatoes are FUCKING BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S TOMATOES ARE BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S BAGELS.. THEY'RE FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOUR PIZZA?! I'll spell it out. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. Except for our next door neighbor New York, you have good pizza. We'll give you that. Go to my profile for part 5 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same like 10 mins.
That is the end of New Jersey - Part 4 lol bitches
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
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