i need love

When i was born, i didnt have a dad. I was fatherless.
After 7 years I was with my mother who have BPD (Borderline Personnality Disorder).
Because of that, i moved to my grandma by force by the DPJ (Directeur de la Protection de la Jeunesse or CPD in english) which have my pessimistic 30 years old uncle

And i dont feel any love from my grandma and my uncle
by Obama's toes December 11, 2021
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all you need is a phone

What one says when someone else is leaving, but they don't need anything. The "phone" means that they may carry a cell phone in case the mother is wondering about the son or daughter.
Blonde Chicken: "What will I need to bring with me?"
Mom: "Don't worry. All you need is a phone!"
by Seshie July 19, 2009
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need for speed underground 2

,,Hey do you remember Need For Speed Underground 2 ?"

- ,,Yes i played it when i was younger, it was a great game .
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yo i need that shit

wen someone says they need something duh!
i need beyonce so bad i can taste her hot, sexy pussy running across my tongue
by tits mc`gee June 04, 2005
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Deriving from the aregano incident on 3 South, aregano means marajuana in some cases, but most of the time it means "This is lame lets go."
At a boring activity one might say "This pizza needs some more aregano." And another person might respond "Yeah this is gay lets go."
by Nick Stevens November 30, 2003
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Do you need a broom?

When someone is being belligerent it is appropriate for you to ask if they need a broom for the sand in their vagina.
Do you need a broom? bitch?
by crowboy11111 September 28, 2010
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hey kevin, i know your grandma just died and all but i need to get fucked respectfully.
by PizzaRollKev December 02, 2021
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