Noah

A soy boy

males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

Girl 1: “Noah is such a soyboy
Girl 2: “ yeah I bet his dick is so small”

by Pusssssydestroyer6969 November 14, 2019

Noah

Fat ass mother fucker who never like to shut the fuck up with his cringy ass dirty minded jokes and puns btw I’m noah

That mans a noah

by Noahj45 your mom is gay November 13, 2018

noah

noah is an shit of an person you'll never want to meet him he will try to kill you in your sleep

noah is coming run now run

by Gman312 June 2, 2019

Noah

A fucking cheating ass hoe w a short stubby dick

Ew you’re dating a noah?

by Dontfckwmehoe November 9, 2019

Noah

Noah is the kid that wants to die and nobody cares about him so he stays in is room all day and his auntie makes fun of him for doing that and Noah is the kid to shoot yo school up

Noah sucks and should kill him self am I right

by Bananas are in fortnite March 2, 2019

Noah

Has large puffy hair with glasses on, pretty skinny and is probably european, (mostly Italian), loves to talk about italian food and has pretty bad grades. He has the smallest dick in the world...

Your dick looks kinda like Noah's

by JoshB055123 December 12, 2017

Noah

Disgustingly chunky and thinks he is buff he picks on small people and poos his pants if your name is Noah please change it because your trash...... if your younger brothers name is Sebi I hate you ...

I hate you noah

by Aaabbbccc ddd August 5, 2019