Canned Yams

Canned Yams are great tits, at least a size C or above, and perfectly shaped.

Check out those Canned Yams.

by apt279 December 14, 2010

Drop the Can

When a play, movie, or other visual art reaches a very emotion point, and someone kills the mood, typically by dropping something. Coined during Q-Artistry's 2014 run of Zurkis Grimm.

Did you hear what happened during The Wizard of Oz?

Yeah! I heard one lady decide to drop the can!

by panicedathedisco July 19, 2014

Pringles can

A sex toy that's usable by both genders. Might make sex uncomfortable if you try to use it as a condom.

Horny dude: I wanna have sex with this Pringles can.
Another dude: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

dough can

When a female wears clothing so tight that flesh bursts out in a bulbous manner similar to a can of biscuit or roll dough when you first pop it open. This can be midriff, legs of shorts, or sleeves.

Wow.. look at that chick rocking the dough can with those low riders and spandex top. She must not have a mirror at home.

by ninjohn April 29, 2011

mater can

A southern delinquent deragatory term used to describe the female reproductive system. Often used by hillbilly ninjas.

"It's not my fault she want's to stick my nun-chuck in her mater can!"

"Close your legs grandma, your mater can is stinking up the trailer!"

by hillbillyninja April 28, 2010

opening a can

the act of giving a beatdown for an undisclosed reason.

Customer: Have you seen Dave, I need to grab something?
Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?

by David Andersen December 3, 2007

Canned Spam

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.

Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.

by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009