Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...
by TheFrogsAreTurningGay June 17, 2020
Get the Muddy Watersmug. It's when I diarrhea in your mouth and you projectile throw up like a dragon spitting fire. Dragon onsie is optional.
by muddydragon June 14, 2025
Get the Muddy Dragonmug. The process of jerking off (masturbating) yourself (or somebody else) to the point of climax, and the receiver orgasms while simultaneously farting and defecating themselves.
“Hey is Jake ok?
“He’s gonna be out a while. Hunter gave him a muddy avalanche and he’s out stone cold.”
“He’s gonna be out a while. Hunter gave him a muddy avalanche and he’s out stone cold.”
by Theloonfromfamilyguy March 8, 2025
Get the muddy avalanchemug. When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.
Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.
by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 11, 2020
Get the Muddy Helmetmug. Someone's asshole.
by PrepucioFetido July 19, 2022
Get the muddy backroadmug. n: when you're on round 8 with your buddy's girlfriend, ate taco bell earlier, she invites you in through her backdoor, you pull your wet war noodle out of her anus and it's covered in shit that resembles a corndog covered in mud. YOUR WELCOME!!
Ryan: "man my girl got home this morning no clothes, car and covered in shit!"
Drue: "I know, i kicked her out after she gave me muddy corndog and shit all over my apartment."
Drue: "I know, i kicked her out after she gave me muddy corndog and shit all over my apartment."
by RICKFLAIRWOOOO December 18, 2021
Get the muddy corndogmug. by kuzskippedtown August 5, 2020
Get the Pulling a muddymug.