moist

it’s when something is squishy and hydrated.

“oh damn you're so moist”

“ew this sponge is so moist”

by moisturizermoist June 18, 2020

critikally moist

Critikally moist is "moist critikally"

It means charlie has made u nut to the max.

For example :
I remember when Charlie made me "critikally moist" to the max.

by iammoist April 22, 2023

Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022

Moist

Something that is so butter that you could slide right into

You have a moist penis johnny

by Dog bum November 26, 2017

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021

Moist

Used to describe a yummy area

Wow, she's pretty damn moist over der

by bigthicco June 1, 2020

Moist

moist is just like a slimy penis. It can be the mould on a sponge when it is still warm. It can be anything.

I rubbed my finger slowly across the moist, warm, sponge.

by suckitbbbb June 6, 2021