Milton, WV

A boring little town with a LOT of freaks that live there. There has got to be at least 20 fast food resturaunts and 8 gas stations. There is nothing to do, unless you want to go grocery shopping, or get obece. There are 2 grocery stores, an elementry, and a middle school. There's only 2 stoplights. Theres a few other things. If you want fast food or pizza Miltons gotcha covered!

If you want to go somewhere fun, never go to Milton, WV.

by whatintheworldisapseudonym August 1, 2011

Mack mittens

Respected use of hands usually used be Mike when delivering a truth induced punch of whoop ass. Most commmonly heard in the delaware/jersey area

Told my bitch to shut up, didnt listen, so i dropped some truth with these mack mittens, problem solved

by Mikie Stilo February 4, 2017

fart in the mitten

Derogatory slang for a girl who queefs alot.

Bill: So Tom, how was sex with Beverly?
Tom: She's a fart in the mitten. Never stopped.

by trishonidas March 16, 2011

The Mitten

A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.

Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.

by BenitoMussoIini August 2, 2008

Trouser Love Mutton

The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.

Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.

by Alan June 16, 2003

Michigan Mitten

After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.

"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"

by Militiaganian March 14, 2009

Milton

Where the men are men and so are the women

you can spot a milton girl from a mile away and beware to stay away

by Harry Ballsonya123 March 10, 2011