Crotch Mince

The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.

'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'

by JucyLay May 17, 2010

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Doggie Mine

Dog poopies left on the lawn, sidewalk, or any other surface you can walk on.

Watch out! You almost stepped in that Doggie Mine!

by anonymous158 February 27, 2011

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Related Words

Minbe • minbeland • Manbearpig • mince • manbeast • mincer • Minceraft • mine field • minced • miabella

Puppy Mine

One of the many names for the poop that comes from man's best friend, the humble Dog.

"Look out, puppy mine inbound!" *dog poos*

"Puppy mine field up ahead!" *Puts shoes on*

by rynomuncher October 7, 2012

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wooly-minded

A state of confusion.

The wooly-minded confuse sex with love and intimacy.

by Please don't cry... May 22, 2013

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bingo mincer

A lady usually 80+ that shreds all the nans at the local RSL. Can go by the names Mad Dog Margret, Sheryl the Shredder, Dona the Destroyer or Betty Bingo.

oi ur nans full a bingo mincer, left my nan shane with a hip replacement after her fire bingo switch plays.

by Bingo nan Banger March 19, 2017

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