Mercedes Mom

A white middle-aged mom who drives around in a mercedes that her husband paid for. They can’t pay for it because theyre middle class but they bought in anyway because they want to look as rich as possible

Dude... why whould you want to go to derek’s? His mom is a mercedes mom

by Pjh412 September 22, 2017

marcelo gordo

fat guy with small penis

He's such a Marcelo Gordo

by marcelogordo May 2, 2014

mercedes

All girls called mercedes are BRATS,

Mercedes the girl at my school

by anon April 20, 2005

marcela

doubles her sex count every time she moves countries, often in the first weeks and with people she doesnt know.

wow, marcela just met him!

by john blogs October 16, 2008

mercer island

The biggest groupl of faggots in the world. Act tough upfront when they are bunch of pussy ass white boyz. Their parents get em whateva they want n the always try n compare them selves to bellevue. funny how ur whole island got da shit kicked out of em dis summer. Faggots the whole state laughs at ur amazingly large egos. Andwhatever happend to ur AMAZING basketball team?Not doin to well dis year. Have fun in football next year playin Bellevue.

Mercer Island is the home of a bunch of cockblocks all of the guys there are so unbelievably gay and wanna act tough but will never do shit. Hope ur gay ass island sinks tonight.Peace Bitchez

by 4-PeAt January 4, 2005

Marcey

Doing the Marcey involves a combination of felching and snowballing.

First the perpetrator takes the pants off of partner and continues to ejaculate inside her anal cavity. Upon ejaculation, he kneels down and applies a straw slowly into her orefice. He then vacuums his own male nectar from the cavity, and then releases "said" fluid into her mouth through a series of passionate kisses.

That picture of Brian giving a Marcey was pretty hot, wanna try it?

by John Sphincter September 4, 2005

Mercer bitches

Derogatory term used to describe persons who try to accomplish something but fail miserably. Named after Mercer County band who placed 4th in State Championships.

Man, look at those Mercer bitches. Don't make em angry or they'll go 4th place on your ass.

by Mercerbitch3000 March 3, 2005