Melissa

A woman who’s neither pretty nor ugly — someone a man would date or have sex with if he has no other options.

She’s a Melissa, but she’s better than nothing.

She’s a Melissa, but she can get laid pretty easily if she commits to her beauty routine and pulls all the stops.

by Rosestorm September 17, 2025

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Ali Melissa Schaff

This girl is a music sensation. Crossed between a mix of Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift. She has hits such as "You Are Here," "Alibis," "The Line," "Disarray," and "Keeping Secrets," as well as many more. She is played on the radio. She is gorgeous and extremely talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing songs. She is a star and my idol.

If you like alternative music, you will love Ali Melissa Schaff.

by MusicLoverXOX May 29, 2014

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virgin melissa

A girl who will be a virgin and still be 40 years old. She is also always in a Colombian group chat.

Please pray for la virgin Melissa

by PaisitaRico January 23, 2017

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Clean Melissa

Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop

Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only

by Shorthood September 22, 2020

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Dirty Meisha

An intelligent female who seems totally wholesome and innocent, but ends up fucking up your world between the sheets. And that's only ONE side of her.

Mannn, I didn't know I was dealing with a dirty Meisha until I ended up in counseling.

by SummerPlum September 14, 2021

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