Coco.melonlover

The most gay mutual. You will love them, yes there are a simp, but they are hot 🥵

i wish I was as hot as coco.melonlover

by anonymous June 8, 2021

Mayo melon

Someone EXTREMELY saucy and fruity

Often names beginning with j hehe

Very suss baka

R.i.p that pussy ayeee

Person 1: yo jacks comin

Person 2: vv sus deffo a mayo melon

by LOZZABOZZA June 9, 2021

medong

see no skunk

like no skunk, except you said medong and hit the person on the head with your nuckles

1: close that door
2: no skunk, medong
1: softies!
2: (gives no skunk and medong)
1: i mean: open that door.

by E Killer a.k.a. e killa March 1, 2005

Melon

oral sex; skull,lid,head,dome,wop

Rob gave janet melon in the back of the bently 4-door

by Skullcatcher November 15, 2005

precious mellons

Yet another phrase for breasts. An extention of "mellons", coming by way of those crappy Precious Moments statuettes.

by Scoats May 9, 2003

melon picker

a person usually who has just crossed the border by hopping a fence or digging a long underground tunnel. most like mexican or some form of hispanic spic. these are the people who work for 50 cents an hour either landscaping or picking fruit hence the name "melon picker". most melon pickers never bother to learn english but instead make america adjust to their way of life.

the person blowing leaves in your neighborhood park who whether you tell them to keep going or stop will say
"ahhh si senor" and blow leaves at you. then you can call them a goddamn melon picker

by Jose Antonio Guadelupe Felipe Lopez August 30, 2006

Melon farmer

A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen

Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!

Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas

by estythebesty November 12, 2009