First of May

First day of outdoor sexual intercourse season.

"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton

by Gryphon09 May 13, 2007

May 13

Play soccer day

May 13 is play soccer day

by emercado10 October 29, 2019

Silly Mays

A god, a powerful being that is beyond a human. He comes from his home planet Saturn. Wears a straw hat

Wow that guy is as powerful as Silly Mays

by Definitely not Silly Mays June 8, 2019

May 14th

May 14th is the first day Jenni is free from quarantine after being stuck in her mother fucking house for 14 months!!!

Jenni!! It’s May 14th!!! You’re fully vaccinated!!! You’re free!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch April 30, 2021

May 18

The most amazing and gorgeous people are born on this day. They are forgiving and loving but may have a hard time expressing them emotions, make sure you check up on them often

Boy: she was so nice!
Boy2:yeah because she was born on may 18th.

by Y0ur m0m;)) April 18, 2022

May 10

The day where you get witht he person you love and do it for a while. You will end up with them for a long time hopefully and it will be a good one

I cant wait for may 10th!

by Louis Koch III May 9, 2019

May 10

May 10th is the day where you'll tell whoever you want whatever you've needed to tell them in the longest.

"Dude it's May 10th you know what that means ;)"

"No I'm not gonna tell him I like him =/"

by thatoneextremlygoofylimelight♡ April 19, 2020