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mattress parakeets

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.
I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.
by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003
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Femboys Matter

Like #NoExcuses is a movement made in 2020 to help boys and men be more expressive about their emotions and clothing.
For years, boys and men have been discriminated against for being themselves, so Femboys Matter.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 September 7, 2020
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Black lives matter

A black power group that is seen as socially acceptable. However proof of racism includes it only being racist if "black" is changed to any other race, specifically white.
Black lives matter is fine, white lives matter is horrible and racist so are Asian, Hispanic, and other races. The group also doesn't care about black on black crime, crimes against republican blacks, or anything that has to do with what they don't like
by WLMM January 2, 2021
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All Lives Matter

The correct term for lives mattering. A popular counter term is blm, which supports that only Black Lives Matter, but those peoples opinions are liberal and do not count. All lives matter supports every life. ALL LIVES MATTER.
Tim: all lives matter
Tom: I’m not racist, so yes, all lives matter
by Slickstick724919519 March 23, 2021
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matterz

a word that can replace matters. this term is more hip and cool. also slang for police.
that matterz.
life matterz.
here come the matterz!
by poooooyrha. March 13, 2009
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Mastersexting

The act of sexting yourself
My mom always walks in on me while I am mastersexting.
by Joseph Redrock October 29, 2011
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Mattress hockey

An imaginary activity touted by a bald 40-something year old to have made his melon void of hair.
Dude, "mattress hockey" lead to the loss of my hair though.
by cusefan001 February 21, 2013
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