Mastersexting

The act of sexting yourself

My mom always walks in on me while I am mastersexting.

by Joseph Redrock October 29, 2011

Mateisha

Finds happiness in giving even at those times when she cant actually afford to give. The type of girl who wears a smile like its an everyday accessory. She puts on a cover despite how hurt she could be feeling just so people don't feel awkward around her She'd rather make people happy nevermind the fact that she might be feeling like crap. Has the biggest heart, don't hold back from going to Mateisha and asking her for advise, you'd be amazed at how knowledge filled this girl can be, at times she might seem like this crazy bubbly girl but behind all the fun and games she has words of wisdom and encouragement boxed up ready to be given and received free of charge. Has gone through turmoil grounds countless times yet remains stronger then the situations have tried to make her be. Stands her ground for the ones she loves and no matter how many times she gets run over by the ones closest, she loves them all the more. Incapable of taking compliments, in one ear and out the other, so throw them at the girl until she realizes how much of a gift she is. Has had her share of mistakes but don't judge her for what you knew,infact judge her and your judging the one person who will never EVER look down on you for anything you're done/doing wrong. Holds a little swag,do's it like a dude, walks it like a bratha, cranks it like a souljah boy, but treat her any less then a woman, caps you like a BOSS. Very very very STUBBORN. her definiton is endless i dare you

Mateisha is so fly right now

Have you got a Mateisha?

by busttamove August 2, 2012

mastersensex

is a person who is the master of sex

Ohh my husband is a Mastersensex

by kilode November 11, 2013

Makersplain

You just made something awesome. You share it with a fellow maker. They proceed to tell you why you should have used different parts, coded in a different language, and if you'd just asked, they would have saved you a lot of time. Its mansplaining - but for makers.

"I was proud of the new thing I made, but Bill told me I did it all wrong. He would have used python on a Raspberry Pi."
"Ignore Bill, he makersplains everyone - he thinks he's being helpful, even though he's not."

by digitalman2112 October 14, 2016

masterstate

a person who master bates at least once in every state

dude i cant believe you jerked it in every state you're a masterstate

by visualprick December 17, 2016

MateStreamArt

More known as Mated Fart. An art streamer mainly known in the shroom community. Known for his S P A M M I N G abilities and the way he fades. He does a professional stream

The other day I watched MateStreamArt do some funky shit on his live stream

by castorr July 18, 2017

mateshqua

She is a very loving funny person. She is a great mom and if you mess with her kids she's on go mode.

I need me an Mateshqua as a mother.

by jirehh April 8, 2019