Marriage

A waste of time and money when you can just move in together and have it be much cheaper. Getting married doesn't even do anything, you just get some fancy rings, you waste money on everything there, a girl buys a dress (usually £300 or more) that she will never wear again after the wedding, people dress up all fancy, and you all eat some fucking cake after the most boring procedure of vows and stuff that leads up the rings and a kiss.

"I'm getting married soon. Will you go?"
"Only if I can just take my piece of cake, and leave."

Marriage is awful, and the number 1 cause of divorce. Why? Because if we didn't have marriage divorce wouldn't even be a thing.

by This one human who has nothing October 22, 2017

progressive marriage

Progressive marriage is a marriage that allows for either party to openly seek other romantic individuals. Both individuals are okay with the open marriage and it is not considered cheating.

John is married to Sarah, Sarah understands that John is attracted to other women, as she is also attracted to other men, they both see other individuals with consent from each other all while being married and in love. This is a progressive marriage that is open ended with no secrets as both parties are aware of the open relationship.

by Hey, why not.. May 19, 2018

Unsacred marriage

Someone who doesn't hold marriage sacred, but doesn't want to end up alone is likely to enter one.

The guy/girl got married so that he/she wouldn't be alone all the time, rather than because he/she had any actual feelings for the other person. He/she was fine with the marriage being an unsacred marriage, just like everything else in his/her life was unsacred.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020

marriage pact

right after a husband and wife have sex the husband stuffs his penis and balls in his wife's vagina to keep them safe and falls asleep. for homosexuals its in your partners asshole

Mike - " hey bro someone came into my house and punched me in the nuts while i was sleeping, how do i keep my nuts safe at night?"
Jimmy - " that never happens to me because i have a marriage pact with my wife."

by 445446 March 6, 2011

marking ur territory

something boys often feel a need to do, especially when outdoors

there he goes, marking his territory again

by bla September 19, 2003

marriage

An international concept that entails a union between a man and a woman.

"We're going to get married."

"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."

"It is now!"

"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."

by Colin 100 December 9, 2012

Marriage

Another word for adopting a male overgrown child when his parents can't handle him anymore

I have a happy marriage

by LoIzers December 18, 2014