dirt merchant

A dirty ho that'd fuck anyone.

A chick that literally stinks.

Man, that chic's a total dirt merchant...her ass stinks, and she'd fuck anyone.

by jason November 1, 2004

bottle merchant

Male prostitute specializing in anal sex, usually as the receiver.

They’re bottle merchants, they’ve got no voice.

by TootieMars April 18, 2021

Happy Merchant

An anti-Semitic illustration of a Jew. It is usually posted on imageboards about politics like /pol/.

Happy Merchant: Oy vey, shoah shoah!

by Manuele Pepe November 1, 2017

merchant

definitions unknown....scholors maintain that the true meaning of the merchant was lost at sea 2,000 years ago. A merchant, or merchantus smallus dickus, can usually be found smoking a cigar and eating sunchips down by the bay.

" the merchant enjoys eating young children while drinking guinness

by the ass pirate October 1, 2007

Marcoantonio

Weirdest person on earth, If you get to know him he is super gross. Never trust him because he is known to be a thief and a fiend. Very athletic but is usually overweight. He has great golden locks though with tan skin.

Marcoantonio is weird af

by Yourdadsfoot March 24, 2022

Marching Band

The place in school where all the losers who think their special because their in Band go to get "friends." They somehow hate band but still do it anyway even though they everyone hates them because all they talk about is band and nothing else.

Hey... did, did you know I'm in Marching Band?... yeah, pretty cool huh? Yeah? lets go on a date in the band classroom.
- marching band kids trying to get bitches

by Slipstream69420 January 22, 2023

A Merchant

One Who Cheers like a fan acts like a fan and dresses like a fan but really isn't.

Did you see the flames play last night? Jeff used to never cheer for them but he's been pulling a merchant lately.

by David Chiew May 15, 2006