milestuck

one who eats orange juice, and milks chickens. this is a man who sneaks on busses inorder to have a crafty playdate and is charged two-hundie to go too a party

glordis: yo can i go to yo house

tuck: furchs no u a milestuck

by furchs June 8, 2009

milestoned

When you smoke pot on a day that is a milestone in your life such as a 20th birthday.

(While High) Dude, your 20 on Dec. 10 in the year 2010..milestoneddd

by eschh December 13, 2010

Militant MILF

This is a chavette who has a child, or multiple children, that is militant in the way she goes about finding a man and trapping him! Usually only 16, and having already eaten the child/childrens father alive, they are the most dangerous of preditors! Beware, the is a Militant MILF near you!

When a Militant MILF finds her pray (usually rich, old and demented), she does her best to become inpregnated by him to ensure her and her fatherless kids have a long, happy existance, with him and his wallet.

by Jesus Whipp July 24, 2006

Milfsekai

A type of Anime, Isekai but MILF
Made by Gigguk-Sama

Hey , did You watch that Isekei?
Don't you mean "Milfsekai"?

by I Don't Like Isekai January 3, 2020

MILF

Mother i would like, or love, to fuck.

Look at Williams girlfriend, shes a total MILF.

by huntersapussy February 25, 2011

Milf Oil

Any alcoholic beverage that can be used to get a MILF in the mood. The preferred brands are Grey Goose, Patron, and anything used to make a "girly drink".

Man, I'm going to head to the bar and get her some Milf Oil.

by 00Dave October 1, 2011

milf

mother I'd like (to) fuck

John: Mariska Hargitay?

Brian: Damn she a milf.

by slxnt_ May 11, 2014