First of May

First day of outdoor sexual intercourse season.

"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton

by Gryphon09 May 13, 2007

May 13

Play soccer day

May 13 is play soccer day

by emercado10 October 29, 2019

May 14th

May 14th is the first day Jenni is free from quarantine after being stuck in her mother fucking house for 14 months!!!

Jenni!! It’s May 14th!!! You’re fully vaccinated!!! You’re free!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch April 30, 2021

May 18

The most amazing and gorgeous people are born on this day. They are forgiving and loving but may have a hard time expressing them emotions, make sure you check up on them often

Boy: she was so nice!
Boy2:yeah because she was born on may 18th.

by Y0ur m0m;)) April 18, 2022

May 9

Sit by you girlfriend day and kiss her in front of all your friends

Hey it's may 9th go sit by your girl

by Maya96_6838652 May 6, 2022

No gay may

You can't act gay for all of may

Yo bro I heard Fernando lost no gay may after he decided to sing Beyonce at the talent show!

by Basscrack November 11, 2019

sarah-may

Metal. Very Metal. And run around like headless chickens.

Did you see her at that concert last night??

Yeah! Doing a total Sarah-May!

by MufasaTweedle October 20, 2013