Looted it

Is when an individual tells a story with unbelievable elements, related as if it were true and factual.

Yoo bro I just got signed to a record label they signed me for 100 billion. 100 billion? Nah boo you just looted it

by Lorde Looted November 22, 2023

Loomer

A person who is continuously shunned by society or a community due to their own insidious action(s). However they are incapable of accepting any personal responsibility and will seek out any reason or person no matter how illogical to shift the blame towards.

Alex: hey did you hear Laura got banned from the Smithsonian again?

Jonesy: yeah she’s on camera taking another dump in the Aerospace exhibit, but she pulled a Loomer and posted that Muslim immigrants put laxatives in the water fountains like that makes any sense at all.

Alex: Classis Loomer from Laura

by GroovyWars September 12, 2024

Looser

A person who is never uptight.

Nothing ever ruffles her feathers. She's such a looser!

by TwinInDisguise September 21, 2024

lofterina

The Lofter (Chinese tumblr) equivalent of a tumblrina (affectionate nickname for a tumblr user)

“Clarence is like one degree away from being a tumblrina”
“So a lofterina?”

by Little Painter February 6, 2024

Loomer

When a prolapsed anus resembles Jigsaw

noun; Eat plenty of fiber or you’ll end up with a loomer

adj; she’s had so much plastic surgery, she looks like a loomer

by SheepB0T February 8, 2024

Loomered

Catching syphilis after having unprotected sex.

I raw-dogged that hooker Friday night and got Loomered.

by T-Dizzl3 April 11, 2024

loitering

littering but spelt HORRIBLY wrong!

man 1: this sign says no loitering!

man 2: you mean littering?

man 1: um... yeah *embarrassed*

man 2: why did you say imp air ass??

man 1: uhm... *rubs sweat off forehead*

man 2: never rub my forehead again.

by epicfloppagamer69 May 14, 2024