by What’s your handle321 December 3, 2023
Get the FNAF lore mug.The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.
Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"
Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."
Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"
me" you got the best dad lore"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"
Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."
Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"
me" you got the best dad lore"
by dr.marly December 9, 2023
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Get the bop lore mug.“Bop lore” means the sexual history of someone who’s seen as a “bop,” or promiscuous. It’s often used on TikTok to discuss someone’s sexual background. Many say the term is a form of slut-shaming, and is disrespectful to use.
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by hypnoticxdemon June 16, 2024
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Son: Hi Uncle do you have any stories?
Uncle: Let me tell you about my Uncle Lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion
Son: Hi Uncle do you have any stories?
Uncle: Let me tell you about my Uncle Lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion
by RandoInterneter December 5, 2024
Get the Uncle Lore mug.A timeline that serves to answer several thought-provoking and meaningful questions about the most influential endurance test on Planet Earth. Who came up with NNN? Why did he want to avoid nutting for a whole month? Why are so many young men taking the test? What do they have to gain from not fapping? Was the inventor right when he said masturbation's a sin?
NNN Lore is a great way to take your mind off that fact that your Yogurt Slinger can't sneeze for 30 whole days.
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