Too Loaded

The state of feeling way too high on cannabis. When all you can do is laugh without being able to breathe. In your mind you say you are going to die because you can barely inhale, while you exhale with laughter.

When it takes all of your brain power to remember what you were trying to remember and why you were trying to remember it in the first place.

When your body tells you its full, but you keep shoving chips/cookies down your throat anyway.

After you survive this moment, you want to go and toke some more and experience it all over again.

This experience can be achieved by: Gravity Bong, Vaporizer, Bubbler, Blunt(Depending on potency) etc.

Stoner:"Hahahaha, Dude! I can't stop laughing!!! Hahahaha"
Pothead:"Hahaha, Me neither,Hahaha, isn't it great???"
Stoner:"HAHAHA"
Pothead: "HAHAHA"
Stoner: "We're Too Loaded!"

2 min later...

Stoner and Pothead literally die of laughter.

by CoolGuy104 February 20, 2011

Load a bowl

To fill the toilet bowl with turds.

My stomach hurts, I'll be right back I'm going to load a bowl.

by Gpluss August 24, 2014

load fairy

a fat man who dresses up in either a skimpy fairy costume or a skimpy nazi outfit and spreads his load all over your fave while sawing logs, the little dickens.

i was sawing logs and the load fairy left a surprise over my face the disgusting asshole.

by faggalicious October 28, 2003

Butt Load

Noun, An amount of money, usually large, approximately enough to buy a jetski with.

"Thats A Buttload of money, enough to buy a jetski with!"

by FRANK THOMAS April 6, 2004

wide load

A person who is quite large, to the point that they waddle and sway back and forth when they walk.

Person 1:Check out that wide load traversing on the floor!
Person 2: Lolz

by Lolzpartycat June 20, 2011

pre-load

The act of drinking at home or at a mates house before a night out

"Man we were wasted last night thanks to the pre-load"

by jaycool20 June 16, 2008

Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.

I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.

by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023