Llamahammond

a very thuggin' man. usually with a huge donk. friends with shondelle.

Look at that guy, he's so hot. He must be a Llamahammond.

by llamahammonluver123 November 15, 2011

llama crawl

To scratch your butt and rub against the floor to relieve pelvic itching at the same time. Very difficult to perform effectively and requiring strong back muscles.

"Whoa did you see John llama crawling in the other room?"
"Yeah! That shit was impressive"
"Right?"

by FrooFroos July 6, 2014

llama neck

When your partner gives oral sex and goes all the way down.

"Yo dis bitch was giving me that Llama neck last night and made my asshole clap"

by Ben Dover Hoar July 14, 2014

llama loof

when a boy shits a turd so large all the other boys run to the yard to waft that shit

"Did you see that llama loof outside of Stonemason Douglas yesterday?!?!? ...Caleb strikes again..."

by putaslovemeniggashateme September 6, 2015

llama

It means "like" or " that's a joke".

girl 1: "Renee works out"

girl 2: "llama"

by chocotacoe23 March 9, 2016

llama

An animal that will one day rule the world with the Rainbow king.Can be found dancing on rainbows with memes and unicorns.Should be careful when approaching one as it will eat your hair if you do not approach carefully.Normally wear cool shades and flower crowns.

Timmy:Look ! Look at the mystical creature that us worthless humans call llamas !

Jimmy: I wish to one day tame one and ride it !

by Smexy Horse April 2, 2016

Llamacka

A llamacka is one who has a squirrel brain, one that has a very low IQ. Llamackas are often found running into random tables, desks, objects etc. We advise you to stand clear when one is around for they may do something crazy.

Nathan is being such a Llamacka right now.

by Samanela May 2, 2016