poncho legs

Quite self explanatory. A person with large flabby discolored legs, mistaken as a tool or device to keep something dry.

"Hey look at that ladies poncho legs."
"Ew, They are just hanging over the bicycle seat."

by The Incorrectum January 31, 2010

Leg Boy

A derogatory insult referring to someone who is tall solely because they are tall.

Zach: Shut up Leg boy!

Jacob: What the fuck bro thats so mean!

by EJYT September 12, 2023

Hangover legs

when your legs feel like they're gonna drop off from obsessive amount of alchol from the night before.

Oh and not drinking a glass of water before bed

I've got proper bad hangover legs today

by Risky farts May 3, 2016

Legoman Legs

Exercising so much your obliques resemble a lego man's. Particularily from the belville series.

guy: Hey .... I'm a body builder, come packaged with washboard abs and legoman legs.

by Lady Boji June 23, 2009

Leg-Toucher

A motorcycle rider who cannot perform a boxed double u-turn without touching their leg on the ground. These riders think their riding ability is better than it actually is, and typically want to buy bikes that are too big for them to handle at their skill level.

Rider 1: "Who let that kid get a motorcycle license? I heard he couldn't even complete the figure eight without putting his foot down."
Rider 2: "Yea, scoring high on the written test doesn't mean shit if you're a leg-toucher."

by Instructor Josh August 30, 2010

beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

by DTB4 April 5, 2018

leg party

The phenomenon observed when the proportion of people in a group that are wearing leg-revealing clothing is sufficiently high that it appears that the reason for the gathering is for the people to discuss, celebrate, or simply show their legs.

This is commonly observed near clubs and bars on weekends, or midweek if you live somewhere cool.

Gertrude never joins the leg party, she always wears pants.

Let's go to the club with the biggest leg party outside!

by GiantFish June 12, 2011