Aubrey keller

He no cool he stupid fat idiot idiot fat stupid yes

Aubrey Keller no cools

by Big boy smarts that u no have September 1, 2020

The O'Kelley Fifteen

An unintentionally long fifteen minute break taken at your place of employment.

"I started checking my email on break, and before I knew it I had taken The O'Kelley Fifteen."

by salgoldberg January 6, 2010

Kelli

Someone who struggles to hold back tears and yells while watching the jungle book

Stop being such a Kelli, son your better then that

by vintagevintick June 7, 2016

Helen-Kellered

Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"

by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

kellered

To be completely blind-sided and dumb-struck by something that happened.

similar to pwned and reeved

Paul was kellered when he fell down the flight of stairs.

by Steve Jorgensen July 14, 2006

helen keller

After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf

"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."

by pdizz November 25, 2007

kellen brown

A gay faglord who takes it up the ass all day everyday

You pulled off a kellen brown

by alreadyinyourmom6969 June 4, 2014